FROM THE GORMET KITCHEN OF CHEF
R.C. ROBERTSON IIII
KHALAL- COMBINING THE WISDOM OF KOSHER AND HALAL
ALL ANIMALS MUST BE BLESSED WHEN KILLED AND BEFORE EATEN,
THE HIGHEST VIBRATIONAL DIET
KHALAL DIET OF ELUS COENS
A PIG WHO IS NOT FED GARBAGE AND IS FED GOOD FOOD AND FEED AND HAS NO PARASITES AND IS SMOKED IN APPLEWOOD OR FIG TREE WOOD IS KOSHER, ALL OTHER PIGS ARE NOT ALLOWED.
LOBSTER AND OTHER GARBAGE EATING FISH LIKE COD, IS NOT HALLAL OR KOSHER.
SHELLFISH ARE VERY HALLAL AND KOSHER AS THEY FILTER SEAWATER AND ARE THE OPPOSITE OF TRASH EATERS, THEY ARE ESPECIALLY KHALAL IF SMOKED IN APPLEWOOD. APPLEWOOD SMOKE MAKES THINGS MORE KHALAL. MEAT IS ONLY KHALAL WHEN BLESSED BEFORE CONSUMPTION, MEAT IS ONLY KHALAL WHEN KILLED PAINLESSLY.
APPLES ARE NOT KHALAL APPLE CAN BE KHALAL, FIGS ARE NOT KHALAL THEY ARE A TYPE OF APPLE.
APPLES AND FIGS ARE THE LEAST KHALAL OF ALL FOODS, THE MOST KHALAL OF ALL FOODS ARE SHELLFISH SMOKED IN APPLEWOOD.
EXOTIC MEATS ARE KHALAL IF PARSITE FREE FARMED HUMANLY AND KILLED TWORDS THE END OF LIFE.
HUMAN MEAT IS THE MOST NON KHALAL
VEAL IS NOT KHALAL
CAT AND DOG ARE VERY BAD KILLING A CAT OR DOG IS GREAT SIN.
THE HIGHEST VIBRATIONAL KHALAL MEAT IS THE BLESSED HEART OF AN OLDER DAIRY COW THAT HAS BEEN KILLED WITHOUT PAIN.
GOURMET KHALAL RECIPES
FROM THE KITCHEN OF GORMET CHEF R.C. ROBERTSON III
🦪 Affordable Gourmet Shellfish Recipes
1. Mussels à la Marinière
Steamed mussels in white wine, garlic, shallots, and parsley
Serve with crusty baguette and a drizzle of olive oil
2. Shrimp Provençale
Sautéed shrimp with tomatoes, garlic, and herbes de Provence
Finished with lemon zest and served over couscous
3. Oysters Gratinées
Oysters baked with garlic butter, breadcrumbs, and Gruyère
Broiled until golden and served with lemon wedges
4. Scallop and Leek Galette
Pan-seared scallops atop a savory buckwheat crepe with braised leeks
Drizzled with crème fraîche and chive oil
5. Clam Velouté
Creamy clam soup with white wine, celery, and thyme
Garnished with crispy pancetta and microgreens
6. Shrimp and Spinach Quiche
Flaky pastry filled with shrimp, spinach, eggs, and Emmental cheese
Served warm with a side of arugula salad
7. Mussels with Dijon Cream Sauce
Steamed mussels in a light mustard cream sauce
Served with roasted fingerling potatoes
8. Crab-Stuffed Tomatoes
Ripe tomatoes filled with seasoned crab, breadcrumbs, and herbs
Baked until tender and topped with a touch of Parmesan
9. Scallop Tartare with Citrus Vinaigrette
Raw scallops finely diced and dressed with lemon, olive oil, and shallots
Served on endive leaves or cucumber rounds
10. Shrimp Beurre Blanc
Poached shrimp served with a classic French butter-wine sauce
Accompanied by steamed asparagus and rice pilaf
11. Clam and Herb Risotto
Arborio rice cooked with clam broth, parsley, and tarragon
Finished with a touch of cream and lemon
12. Crab and Corn Soufflé
Light, airy soufflé with sweet corn and crab meat
Baked in ramekins and served with a dill crème
13. Oyster Mushroom Ragout with Shrimp
Sautéed oyster mushrooms and shrimp in garlic and white wine
Served over polenta or toasted brioche
14. Scallop and Cauliflower Purée
Seared scallops on a silky cauliflower purée
Garnished with toasted almonds and brown butter
15. Shrimp Ratatouille
Classic Provençal vegetable stew with added shrimp
Served with herbed couscous or crusty bread
🥂 Applewood-Smoked Khalal Gourmet Recipes
BY CHEFF R.C. ROBERTSON III
1. Cœur de Vache Bénie à la Bordelaise
Blessed heart of aged dairy cow, gently braised in red wine reduction
Finished with applewood smoke and wild thyme
Served with pommes fondantes and roasted shallots
2. Homard Fumé aux Herbes Sacrées
Applewood-smoked lobster tail with saffron beurre blanc
Garnished with edible gold leaf and microgreens
Served over fennel and citrus salad
3. Terrine de Cochon Purifié
Terrine of parasite-free, applewood-smoked pig fed on grains and herbs
Layered with pistachios and fig compote (figs optional per Khalal rules)
Served with toasted brioche and mustard crème
4. Coquilles Saint-Jacques au Fumet de Pomme
Scallops smoked in applewood, seared in clarified butter
Accompanied by a celery root purée and seaweed emulsion
Finished with lemon zest and fleur de sel
5. Ragoût de Viande Exotique à la Provençale
Exotic farmed meat (e.g., ethically raised ostrich or antelope)
Braised with tomato, garlic, and rosemary
Applewood-smoked before plating with olive tapenade
6. Bouillabaisse Khalal
Shellfish-only bouillabaisse with saffron broth
No cod or scavenger fish included
Finished with applewood-smoked aioli and toasted rouille
7. Filet de Porc Élevé Noble
Pork loin from parasite-free, grain-fed pig
Marinated in apple cider vinegar and smoked in applewood
Served with caramelized endives and sage jus
8. Tartare de Crevettes Fumées
Raw shrimp tartare lightly smoked in applewood
Mixed with avocado, lime, and coriander
Served with black sesame tuile
9. Langoustines au Beurre de Pomme
Langoustines poached in applewood-infused butter
Served with saffron risotto and crispy leeks
10. Foie de Vache Ancienne à la Lyonnaise
Liver of aged dairy cow, pan-seared with onions
Applewood-smoked and glazed with balsamic reduction
Served with potato galette
11. Pâté de Cochon Spirituel
Pâté of spiritually blessed pork, smoked in fig wood
Layered with truffle and Armagnac
Served with pickled vegetables and sourdough toast
12. Gratin de Fruits de Mer Khalal
Shellfish-only gratin with cream, Gruyère, and applewood smoke
No scavenger fish included
Served in individual ramekins with chive garnish
13. Côte de Vache Fumée aux Épices
Rib of aged dairy cow, dry-rubbed with coriander and smoked
Served with horseradish crème and roasted root vegetables
14. Soupe Claire aux Coquillages
Clear shellfish consommé infused with applewood smoke
Garnished with edible flowers and saffron threads
15. Omelette aux Crevettes Fumées
French-style omelette with smoked shrimp and chervil
Served with a side of heirloom tomato salad and olive oil drizzle
THE CRAB
A NEW RESTERAUNT FRANCHISE THAT SERVES KHALAL STYLE GORMET
QUICK-GORMET!
🦞 THE CRAB & STAR
Fast-Casual Gourmet Khalal Cuisine
A mystical yet modern eatery where sacred sourcing meets French technique. The Crab & Star blends the elegance of applewood-smoked shellfish and ethically raised meats with the accessibility of fast-casual dining. Inspired by the Khalal dietary principles of the Elus Coëns, every dish is spiritually blessed, parasite-free, and prepared with reverence.
🌿 Atmosphere
Deep green and gold interiors with celestial motifs
Order-at-counter service with open kitchen views
Sacred symbols etched into the menu boards
Optional blessing ritual before meals (quiet and respectful)
🔥 Top 5 Menu Items (All $5–$10)
🥘 Dish NameDescriptionPrice Oysters RoyaleApplewood-smoked oysters with herb butter and sea salt$9 Shrimp Provençal BowlGarlic shrimp over couscous with lemon, parsley, and saffron aioli$8 Blessed Cow Heart TartineThin-sliced heart of aged dairy cow, smoked and served on sourdough$10 Scallop & Cauliflower Purée CupSeared scallops over velvety cauliflower with brown butter drizzle$9 Crab & Fig Terrine (Optional Fig)Delicate crab terrine with fig compote (figs optional per Khalal rules)$7
🧿 Signature Touches
All meats are humanely raised and painlessly harvested
Shellfish are applewood-smoked for vibrational purity
No scavenger fish, veal, or forbidden fruits (figs and apples optional)
Optional herbal elixirs and Zigeunertränen oil available at the counter
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🦞 THE CRAB & STAR
Fast-Casual Gourmet Khalal Cuisine
“Blessed, smoked, and served with reverence.”
🧿 Shellfish Specialties
All shellfish are applewood-smoked and ethically sourced.
Oysters Royale – Applewood-smoked oysters with herb butter and sea salt (3 pcs) $9
Shrimp Provençale Bowl – Garlic shrimp over couscous with lemon, parsley, saffron aioli $8
Scallop & Cauliflower Purée Cup – Seared scallops on velvety cauliflower with brown butter drizzle $9
Crab & Fig Terrine – Delicate crab terrine with fig compote (fig optional per Khalal rules) $7
Shellfish Ratatouille – Provençal vegetable stew with shrimp and scallops $8
🐄 Sacred Meats
All meats are parasite-free, humanely raised, and painlessly harvested.
Blessed Cow Heart Tartine – Thin-sliced heart of aged dairy cow, smoked and served on sourdough $10
Côte de Vache Fumée – Rib of aged dairy cow, dry-rubbed and applewood-smoked $10
Foie de Vache Ancienne – Pan-seared liver of aged dairy cow with caramelized onions $9
Terrine de Cochon Purifié – Pork terrine from grain-fed, parasite-free pig, smoked in fig wood $8
Exotic Meat Ragoût – Braised ethically farmed ostrich or antelope with rosemary and tomato $9
🥗 Blessed Sides & Salads
Mystic Greens – Arugula, fennel, and mint with lemon-olive oil dressing $5
Applewood-Smoked Potato Purée – Creamy potatoes infused with applewood essence $5
Couscous aux Herbes – Fluffy couscous with parsley, chive, and saffron $5
Celery Root & Seaweed Slaw – Crunchy, mineral-rich slaw with citrus vinaigrette $6
🍮 Sacred Sweets
Rosewater Panna Cotta – Silky custard with cardamom and edible petals $6
Date & Almond Tart – Sweet dates and toasted almonds in a flaky crust $6
Saffron Honey Ice Cream – House-made with local honey and saffron threads $5
🧴 Elixirs & Oils
Zigeunertränen Oil Shot – Hydrogen-infused cedar-redwood olive oil (served chilled) $4
Herbal Blessing Tonic – Infusion of holy basil, rose, and lemon balm $5
Mystic Mint Tea – Fresh mint, sage, and star anise $3

